Pin her down, and spank her ass hard, she will thank you for it.
(via phatdaddy-n-slaves)
| 1: | Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? |
| 2: | Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: |
| 3: | A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: |
| 4: | Something that never fails to make you horny: |
| 5: | Where is one place you would never have sex: |
| 6: | The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ |
| 7: | Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: |
| 8: | What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: |
| 9: | What is the fastest way to make you horny: |
| 10: | Top or bottom? |
| 11: | We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] |
| 12: | Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? |
| 13: | Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: |
| 14: | Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: |
| 15: | Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: |
| 16: | Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: |
| 17: | Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] |
| 18: | Is it ever okay to not use a condom: |
| 19: | Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? |
| 20: | A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: |
| 21: | How big is too big: |
| 22: | One sexual thing you would never do: |
| 23: | Biggest turn on: |
| 24: | Three spots that drive you insane: |
| 25: | Worst possible time to get horny: |
| 26: | Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: |
| 27: | Worst sexual idea you ever had: |
| 28: | How much fapping is too much fapping: |
| 29: | Best sexual compliment you ever got: |
| 30: | Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: |
| 31: | Is it good sex if you don’t nut: |
| 32: | Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin" |
| 33: | What your favorite part of your body: |
| 34: | Favorite foreplay activities: |
| 35: | Love (>,36: What do you wear to bed? |
| 37: | When was the first time you masturbated: |
| 38: | Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? |
| 39: | Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? |
| 40: | Have/would you ever have sex outside? |
| 41: | Have/would you ever had a threesome? |
| 42: | What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? |
| 43: | Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? |
| 44: | Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? |
| 45: | What is one song you’d like to have sex to? |
| 46: | What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? |
| 47: | Most attractive celebrity? |
| 48: | Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? |
| 49: | If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? |
| 50: | Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? |
| 51: | What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? |
| 52: | Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) |
| 53: | Do you like giving head? (why/why not) |
| 54: | How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? |
| 55: | How would you feel about taking someones virginity? |
| 56: | Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? |
| 57: | Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? |
| 58: | Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) |
| 59: | Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? |
| 60: | Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? |
| 61: | Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? |
| 62: | Do you watch porn? |
| 63: | How small is too small? |
| 64: | Have you ever been called a freak? Why? |
| 65: | Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? |
| 66: | Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? |
| 67: | Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? |
| 68: | Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? |
| 69: | If you could give yourself head, would you? |
| 70: | Booty or Boobs? |
| 71: | If you had a penis, what would you name it? |
| 72: | Have you ever been on an official date? |
| 73: | Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) |
| 74: | If you were a stripper, what would your name be? |
| 75: | Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) |
| 76: | How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? |
| 77: | What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? |
| 78: | If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do? |
I Love Interracial Sluts - Do You?
(Source: peeniz-surprise, via assoholic)
“If the orgasms were any less amazing, I might actually feel more guilty!”